Not for the faint of heart, the VTMonster Gravel Grinder is inspired by Velominati rules #5, #20 and #47.
The VTMonster is a 77-mile, 9,000 vertical body pounding ride on dirt and gravel roads that will loosen your fillings and crush your legs. There are some asphalt roads sprinkled in so that your fillings can reset themselves. We suggest using your tongue to push them back in.
Go here for course details. Registration open on January 15, 2019.